Lane tech

A school where boys claim “they are different” and act like the nicest kids ever but in reality they are all just a bunch of horn dogs. he’ll tell u he only talks to u though so watch out!

Friend: omg I’m talking to this cute lane boy

Me: ahaha he’s talking to me too

Friends: ew lane boys are assholes
Me: lane tech rejects, I wish we never met

by ilovewood123456788 July 16, 2018

Brooklyn Tech

a school full of Stuyvesant rejects

I go to Brooklyn tech!
oh so you're a stuy reject

by annducky September 16, 2020

Virginia Tech

Virginia Tech is in essence the true college experience. Compared to any other top school in VA, VT has it all and does it damn well. From parties to academics to sports and research. We are a proud school and are proud of our heritage. With the best football team in the state and a damn good basketball team as well...well its a no brainer why UVA can never beat us. UVA is like a tick on the ball sack of VT. They need to stop trying to live up to us and do their own shit. And as far as academics go, VT is very competitive to get into, just as much as UVA and more so than JMU (only reason JMU gets so many applicants is because they want to party 24/7). With that being said, VT is a highly notable school with many majors making the top lists in this country. I am proud to be a Hokie and will represent Tech to the day I die. Go Hokies!

VT student: "I heard Virginia Tech has excellent research opportunities and the education there is on par with UVA. I think I might go to Tech this fall. And besides, JMU is a joke because all they do is party. Way to promote themselves with springfest lol."

UVA student: "God I hate VT, I would never fit in because I think so high of myself and I would miss mommy and daddy so much (sucks thumb). I heard VT is getting a med school soon. Were really screwed now"

by Bimmerfanantic April 11, 2010

virginia tech

Sub-standard school in Virginia ranking near the bottom of the in-state college heirarchy. Most notable for being filled with rednecks and morons.

HS Senior #1: Where do you want to go to school?

HS Senior #2: I WANT to go to UVA, I'll probably go to JMU, but if Blue Ridge and Piedmont turn me down I'll go to Tech.

by J-Maddy March 29, 2005

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.

bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

Boomer Tech

Boomer Tech (boomer technology) are technological inventions created in the 20th century or older (usually electronics but not necessarily). Boomers still use these in the 21st century even though there are other and usually better ways to do the same thing. One example of this is email and vinyl records.

Zoomer 1: My grandfather still uses email to communicate with us.

Zoomer 2: That's kinda cringe bro. That shit is Boomer Tech. My grandfather uses WhatsApp.

by D4nk801 January 7, 2020

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

by daDebil January 16, 2004