Deputy Head Teacher 

Second in charge of a school after the Head. The are seen around school A LOT more than the head. They are strict but fair and only have the best intentions at heart! most pupils hate the deputy head as they are always shouted out by the deputy head if naughty. The deputy head is very busy and works extremely hard to the point where they make themselves ill. Only the few closest to them can be allowed to see the more relaxed happy side to them! deptuy heads are an inspirational, rich, loving people!

Pupil; i havent done my homework
teacher; why
pupils; because i havent ok? get over it
teacher; right thats it go to the deputy head teachers office now!
pupil; oh shit miss im sorry didnt mean it!............

Deputy Head Teacher by saammm.x January 8, 2012

Today's substitute teacher 

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.

Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.

Today's substitute teacher by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018

National Give a Teacher Head Day

basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A

Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’

Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’

National Give a Teacher Head Day by lenauchiha September 24, 2019

bald headed perverted teacher 

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

bald headed perverted teacher by a random person that exists October 15, 2019

Armchair english teacher 

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake

"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

Armchair english teacher by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021

How to annoy the nice teacher 

You bitch. You absoult slut. Google it, pyscho. I am NOT giving answers to that, dumb fuck

You: searches "How to annoy the nice teacher"
Urban dictionary: You bitch. You absoult slut. Google it, pyscho. I am NOT giving answers to that, dumb fuck

How to annoy the nice teacher by Snitches get Stiches😡 March 8, 2022

Gym teacher 

A gym teacher is a waste of space. They should be paid minimum wage, if that. They are the lowest of the low. Boycott them!

Person: So you’re a gym teacher, huh?

Gym teacher: Yeah! I teach kids how to kick a ball and yell at them to run around in circles all day!

Person: Yeah, you’re fucking useless.

Gym teacher by thatsexychick11 January 7, 2020