Turkey 

Besides the popular definition of a large bird, a Turkey, is a formerly FAT male, who still isn't thin, but passable and of some attractivness who runs into trees. He is also likely to treat girlfriends like friends, unless in need of some action. Most likely into film and music, in his sad attept to be talented.

That guy is such a Turkey. He ran into that tree, and it could have been avoided if he just hung out with his girlfriend tonight.

Turkey by CalamityJane December 14, 2006

Turkey 

The Principle at Fort Hayes Metropolitan Education Center in Columbus, Ohio.

1.) Hey look it's Turkey. gobble, gobble, gobble.
1.) Turkey tells are teacher to give us all this homework over the summer.

Turkey by Dr. MacAfee May 26, 2004

surf turkey 

If you buy volcom jeans at the pacific sun, you're a surf turkey. If you own a fitted DC hat, you're a surf turkey. If you can't surf or ride a skateboard properly, you're most definitely a surf turkey. If you visit Florida from Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, or anywhere else in the Southern Region and walk into Plus Skateshop, you're most probably a surf turkey. Daggers for life!

Anyone who brags about how much weed they smoke, is definitely a surf turkey.

Any surf turkey who spends all of his money at the local skate shop, so he can be the illest nagrum.

Fuck Life to all the surf turkey fools.

surf turkey by [e-mail] July 11, 2007

turkey shot 

when you splurt on a chicks face and you wait until the cum drips down under her chin and you yell out "gobble gobble!"

"gobble gobble!"

turkey shot by Mike Locke May 19, 2004

turkey sandwhich 

To give or have Oral Intercourse

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a wicked turkey sandwhich last night!
Guy 2: With extra gravy?
Guy 3: Sraight out of the oven?

turkey sandwhich by Jimmy&spence November 13, 2007

turkey gobbler

the section of one's scrotum that shows when the testes are pulled back and is flowing like a crumpled paper bag

Dude, I swear to god, Dan just flashed his T.G.(turkey gobbler) for like, the forth time today.

turkey gobbler by Spike "Bottom-line" Bassey October 23, 2003

turkey punch 

A punch to the asshole in which the ass engulfs your hand.

That bitch was pissin' me off so I gave her a turkey punch to show her who's boss.

turkey punch by Doc MC October 17, 2004