Societical penguin

One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.

Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!

by Redeyedrummer1977 June 2, 2019

Penguin

(V). It means that everything is cool, chill, good, ok etc.

Ex. If someone is testing a mic and they ask how it sounds you would say "it's penguin". Ex. If someone asked how you are you'd say "I'm penguin".

by Da_Penguin August 18, 2014

Penguin

An evil bird...

My cousin was killed by a "Penguin".

by Capt_Kelso May 28, 2014

Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower

My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower

by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Club Penguin

where were u when club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"

by Cowbelly Studios November 6, 2020

Legan the Penguin

Legan the Penguin is a penguin that loves leggings. He usually doesn’t waddle but when he does he looks retarded.

Mya: “damn he looking fine”
Liv: “ he’s wearing leggings. So he’s legan the penguin”

by liversandmya April 20, 2018