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Skip Twins

Pure scruffs who live in skips and who steal sandwiches from greggs.
chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!

megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market

chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!
by melonn May 24, 2010
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Pod Twins

Two people (usually, teenagers on the bus or subway) plugged in to a single iPod, both using one half of the same pair of headphones simultaneously.
Speaker #1: "Will you look at those two idiots! You'd think they couldn't live without music!"

Speaker #2: "Hush! Careful. It ain't because they're Pod Twins that they can't hear you, you know!"
by CJ Silky August 8, 2010
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Scrub Twins

Normally identical twins that are both scrubs. Play halo, use terms like bow bow, and are normally fascinated with birds.
Wow, they sure are scrub twins!
by amysnotascrub September 25, 2010
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Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.
by workshy willy November 26, 2011
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Texas twins

Siblings of different ages who end up in the same grade.
His sister is two years older than he is but they are both in the ninth grade, they aren't twins but they are Texas twins.
by tyrannicalpie October 18, 2014
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finger twins

When you are such a cheap bitch that you go to Primark and buy a shit £1 set of false nails and not content with only getting 1 pair out of them, your mate makes them fit her nails too.
by Loopy Lamb April 3, 2016
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FX Twins

When you and another person share the side effects of a given drug. I.E. Are you and your friend are both angry drunks? Then you're fx twins!
Jack: bro, everytime I smoke my left arm falls asleep.

John: yo we're fx twins, the same shit happens to me smh!
by Tony Left August 16, 2016
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