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A city in Northern Ohio where nothing happens, because 'happenings' are forbidden. Known for its leech-like soul-sucking eudcational board and staff, a massive twin-fest in mid August, and the vast number of pointless buildings in the park central of the city. Also, the cities eudcational system is known for its failtastic abilities in enforcing school policies.
Guy: Hey, you wanna see that new blue cat people movie that just came out? Since there's no theater in Twinsburg, I was thinking of going to Solon or Aurora, where shit happens.

Girl 1 (wearing long skirt): Defiantely! Just let me put on some good clothes after school. I'm a little too dressed up.

(Girl 1 is sent home during school for skimpish clothing)

Guy (to girl 2): Hey, you kinda look like a slut....

Girl 2 (wearing short skirt): Nah, it's the style.

(Educational staff turns cheek to scold a properly dressed girl for innocently, unawaredly wearing a hat)
by TburgAlum April 30, 2010
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A suburb of Cleveland Ohio. Host annual Twins-days festival. Academics are great. The city was voted best suburb in 2010. Also are very good at athletics.
Twinsburg is a great city!!
by yehyeh22 September 19, 2010
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A town in which each and every high school student is an asshole that got beat up by Jonathan King. They also lose in every sport to Solon.
Did you hear? Twinsburg lost to Solon in both football and soccer this week!
by Broseidon69swag December 09, 2013
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a city full of trashy fake white people who think they are black but are really white. basically white trash.
twinsburg has brandon repp and steve laske in it.
by Moquesha August 21, 2007
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