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Pulling your taint

Nah bro I'm just pulling your taint
by Lostaf March 16, 2020
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Bearding my taint

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you
I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!
by Moodypoodyrudy December 15, 2021
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The Holiday Taint

The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.
Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
by DonkeyLipz December 27, 2009
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Lawn Taint

the small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.
I always mow the Lawn Taint taint on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.
by Q Hound July 28, 2011
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Mario Taint

A virtual taint program created by Nintendo allowing the average child to magically paint with there taint while also playing some educational games about your taint.
Man! My children love Mario Taint! Hopefully this will teach them how to become productive members of society. With there taints...
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holiday taint

The span of time between your chosen religious holiday celebration (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc.) and New Years Day.
Roger: I'm just gonna keep drinking all through the holiday taint!

Sally: Holiday taint?

Roger: Yeah, tain't Xmas and it tain't New Years!
by Japer Ray January 6, 2009
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touching taint

Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!
by Ohnono December 13, 2012
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