T-pose

A pose in which a persons arms are held perpendicular to the body.

Assertion of dominant sexual energy, power and/or flexing

Initially invented by the Romans as a form of punishment, the pose eventually gained prominence as a symbol to denote ones power by Jesus Christ when he flexed on the Roman empire by not giving a fuck.

The pose became the property of Jesus Christ under copyright laws. Just as the Disney corporation used Devine right to with hold Mickey Mouse from entering the public domain in perpetuity so to did Jesus Christ with the T-pose.

It wasn't until the 21st century during the decline of the roll of Christianity in modern society that the pose became popular amungst the rising meme lords of popular platforms like Instagram, Vine and tik tok

T-pose to assert dominants

by Epicurus100 February 28, 2020

T-Painning

Verb

- The act of using auto-tune on a song.

Ron Browz is T-Painning on all his songs.

by The Pain/DJ C/EnterX June 6, 2009

t-pon

Short for tampon, a person that sucks ass and is being lame or going big baby. The more current form of douchebag or d-bag.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds like it might be too much for me to handle."
"Shut the fuck up and stop being a T-pon! It's 2008, go big or go home!"

by NateFYeah May 1, 2008

don't panic

there are really two definitions.

1. Catch-phrase from Douglas Adam's book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Deceptively simple to understand, and yet this simple advice really can improve the quality of your life if you choose to follow it.

2. First song on Coldplay's debut album, "Parachutes," and also the first song on the "Garden State" Soundtrack. A short but very nice song. When you hear the song, and then read the book it becomes that much better.

"In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the 'Hitchiker's Guide' has already supplanted the great 'Encyclopedia Galactica' as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words 'DON'T PANIC' inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover."


"Bones sinking like stones,
All that we fought for,
Homes, places we've grown,
All of us are done for

we live in a beautiful world,
Yeah we do, yeah we do,
We live in a beautiful world"

by soontobepresjoe March 8, 2005

you don't pour my cereal

You don't know me, you don't know what I do, you haven't lived my life, you don't know my struggles nor trials and tribulations

Random THOT: You got me fucked up, bitch you don't pour my cereal!
James: How'd you know I'd do that?
Erin: I know you, I pour yo cereal!!!

by J Smitty219 June 29, 2015

T-Pose

The Act Of Asking Someone If They Are Ok With The Asker Outstreaching Their Arms While Still At Their Sides. The Phrase Is Also Synomimous With 3D Models.

Y’ALL MIND IF I T-POSE?

by Infinity0706 May 13, 2018

T-Painism

A phrase associated with a lack of or complete disregard for the basic fundamental elements in Hip hop. T-Pain is single handily, or at least 90% responsible for any crap music falsely perceived as a form of hip hop by followers who claim to worship hip hop. On the contrary, these victims are brain-washed into believing that a three minute hook, simple lyrics, simulated techno, and a studio programmed voice is even minutely comparable to hip hop. And you can't argue that T-Pain combines a mixture of rap and r&b because he can't spit any real sh!t and his voice sounds like he swallowed a razor.

T-Painism allows shity artists to believe they can get a record deal and imitate hip hop while real artist like Nas has to dedicate an entire album over some bull shit.

Imagine a 10 year old kid in a million dollar lab recording his voice while pretending he has any more talent than in the shower. TRUST ME, YOU HAVE MORE TALENT.

by gigitygigity5146 August 28, 2009