red headed stranger

1)The act of sitting on both hands until they are numb and masturbating with one hand while you are slapping yourself in the face with the other. This act simulates being beaten like a red headed step child and getting jerked off at the same time. 2)Can also be referred as the Willie Nelson.

1)I was so sad and lonely last night i give myself a red headed stranger.
2)Since Mary broke up with me I've been giving myself Willie Nelsons for the past 2 weeks.

by Danimal107 March 13, 2008

slut strands

a type of hairstyle comprising all the hair slicked back from the face (usually in a ponytail) except for two strands, often the same length as the rest of the hair, taken from the two top corners of the forehead and left to dangle "fashionably". Very often this hair has not seen shampoo in weeks and when squeezed would probably be able to dress a garden salad. This hairstyle is generally sported by the kind of girl who you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, mainly because there is every danger the ten-foot pole would disappear SOMEWHERE and the girl wouldn't even break a sweat.

Person 1: How should I wear my hair tonight?
Person 2: Maybe straighten it. Anything but slut strands!

by watevstrevs November 17, 2009

walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her

fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!

by asshole January 21, 2004

Doctor Strange

The name you calls someone when you find out they attempted to finger a girl but are so inexperienced that they don't realize that they're suppose to go in and end up circling the hole much like how Doctor Strange opens portals with his two fingers.

Ryan: Hey Doctor Strange! Heard you had a fun night with Khloé.
Doctor Strange: Shut up! It was my first time! How was I suppose to know?!
Ryan: Porn. Watch porn.

by Hulio87 June 11, 2018

Reverse Stranger

The act of sitting on another persons hand until it falls asleep, then you jerk them off.

My wife gave me a reverse stranger and now my hand is tingling. I hate pins and needles.

by I am Fred May 18, 2010

Perfect Stranger

When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.

If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.

by edd_bruh June 7, 2018

familiar stranger

When a male's genitals have become numb from activities such as riding a bike or a motorcycle for extended amounts of time and then the subject attempts to intimately pet himself.

It feels like you're jacking-off another man, albeit, it's your own member.

Wow, that was a hell of a bike ride, I think I'm going to get home and shower with a familiar stranger.

by growernotashower September 21, 2009