Windsurfing term
Verb: To be shoved with sudden great force into the water while on a planing reach. This action happens when the apparent or prevailing wind curves around the leeward side of the sail and inverts it to windward.
Verb: To be shoved with sudden great force into the water while on a planing reach. This action happens when the apparent or prevailing wind curves around the leeward side of the sail and inverts it to windward.
by w5 February 23, 2005
Get the spank'd mug.An severely obese person has "spankles" when a roll of fat at their ankles separates their legs from their feet. Very tight foot wear can cause a "spankling" effect on a moderately large person, where the flesh folds over the tops and backs of the shoes. Spankles are an undesirable condition which can be prevented with regular diet, exercise, and appropriate footwear. The same condition at the wrists may be called "sprists" or "spuh-wrists".
1. Person A: Wow! Gina's gained a ton of weight.
Person B: Check out those spankles!
Person A: Looks like she's wearing flesh pants!
2. Young Bride: OMG! I can't wear these for my wedding! They're so tight they're giving me spankles!
Friend: Yeah, they look hella nasty.
Person B: Check out those spankles!
Person A: Looks like she's wearing flesh pants!
2. Young Bride: OMG! I can't wear these for my wedding! They're so tight they're giving me spankles!
Friend: Yeah, they look hella nasty.
by SinMickey June 29, 2008
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A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.
by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009
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Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!
Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.
A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!
Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.
A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!
by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011
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Everyone’s attention went towards a twelve year old girl and her dad. Some people had recognized the girl by passing her down the isles. She had gained there attention while throwing a temper tantrum earlier. “You are going to bend over my lap! A spanking is just what you need.” This surprised most people given she was twelve, but no one could argue that she didn’t deserve some form of punishment along with humiliation. The young girl protest, only to be forced over her father’s knee. He pulled her pants and undies down, only to immediately smack down on her ass, ignoring the looks he was getting. When he had pulled her pants and undies down, her butt was already red. She must be use to this punishment.
Everyone’s attention went towards a twelve year old girl and her dad. Some people had recognized the girl by passing her down the isles. She had gained there attention while throwing a temper tantrum earlier. “You are going to bend over my lap! A spanking is just what you need.” This surprised most people given she was twelve, but no one could argue that she didn’t deserve some form of punishment along with humiliation. The young girl protest, only to be forced over her father’s knee. He pulled her pants and undies down, only to immediately smack down on her ass, ignoring the looks he was getting. When he had pulled her pants and undies down, her butt was already red. She must be use to this punishment.
by Hornyspanks December 24, 2020
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i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.
by Chris Norton January 29, 2009
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