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Shanghai Special 

The dazzling act of giving someone a handjob with ramen in your hands
"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"

Nottingham Special 

"The Nottingham Special" - is when you are engaged in fingering a woman with the same speed and dexterity as when you type maliciously on your keyboard, it is however not as effective as other techniques as "The Shocker" or "The Fingerblaster"

The origin to Nottingham is due to Robin Hood once having his fingers in the rich woman's pockets when stealing from the rich to the poor.
Luke: God I can't wait to give my bird the good ol Nottingham Special.

sammy special

Its actually nothing because Sam can't get bitches
sammy told us he gave some sloot a sammy special but we know he's lying because he's an ugly motherfucker

Lunchtime Special 

When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!
Im going to go catch a lunchtime special with Suzie today.

ralph special 

Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.
Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”

Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”

Riot Special 

Where Riot decide to nerf a champion because of pro play or overtuning, then nerf it again, and finally nerf the items associated with the champion. After the champion is left in the dirt they completely forget about their existence and decide to put their focus elsewhere like buffing scuttle for no fucking reason.
Person 1: Omg Sejuani was so good a few patches ago what happened to her?
Person 2: She was spam picked at Worlds so Riot decided to give her the Riot special even though they nerfed all the items
Person 1: At least it means we can pick Graves now
Person 2: Until they give him the Riot Special
Riot Special by Bearded Brit June 12, 2018