somethong

Something wrong, something that is so wrong to change the essence of the original meaning.

Where I can shit? Somethong cause my crap!

by Roberto Piangatelli October 2, 2007

Smeat

a combination of the measurement "smoot" and "meat." means thats awesome

Dude this is smeaty!

by The Smeatynator May 18, 2008

Somethining

A friendship that is fuzzy.

You and Reid are dating and Andrew and I are somethining

by gravitysangel333 February 16, 2010

something you've learnt to do so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

smeaty meat

A male with a small penis

Girl, I had sex last night with my new booty call and he had a smeaty meat! I had to ask if he was in yet!

by MoGo0114 March 15, 2014

shmeat

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete

Chris Renteria has a shmeat.

by Simple Jack69 July 30, 2016

Sometician

Sometician
noun
A person that is active on social media platforms but unwilling to actually do anything about something in the real world. Often identified by highly biased, poorly understood, judgmental comments and posts based on emotional reactions to something they are unwilling to research themselves.

There are currently many someticians posting, sharing and commenting on a range of issues they know little about.

by [raz] July 27, 2016