smurf

An unofficial US military/special forces hazing ritual/CPR training exercise that made the news during the late 1980s in which one trainee's head is dunked under water until he drowns and then is resuscitated by another.

"A Navy spokesman denied that the sailor's death was in any way related to the rumored practice of smurfing."

by chopper dave July 21, 2006

smurf

A word you can use to replace a verb or noun.

So I was smurfin this smurf up the smurf while she was smurfin out this other smurf when all the sudden Bob Saget smurf came through the smurf and started smurfin the smurf who was getting smurfed out. So I smurf to Bob Saget Smurf "Smurf please, these are my smurvess." But then I Smurfed and got my smurf everywhere.

by Smurf2 December 28, 2007

smurf

Skeet Skeet Skeet or to ejacualte all someone, something, or a ceiling

Hey i just Smurfed all over Michael

or

Hey i was wondering if you could smurf on me tonight

or

I like the way you smurf, you can hit the ceiling

by MrKittyCat August 23, 2009

Frank that Smurf

A way of saying "fuck that shit" for people who don't like to cuss.

Me: He dude, give me a dollar?

Juan: Frank that Smurf!

by guidoforlife March 3, 2010

smurfette

A horny ass bitch who takes it up the shnozz by Shmoes.

@1Dude did you see that pornstar?
@2yeah man, she was a real smurfette. I'd do her up the shnozz.

@1 Wow, you are a shmoe.

by Falseeyelashes July 9, 2011

papa smurf

Pap smir? PAPA SMURF!

Rat Dick.

by Bwian Boyke March 28, 2003

smurfberry juice

Slang term for a brand (Blue Thunder) of Nitro Fuel used in racing radio controlled cars.

I hate this Smurfberry juice, it runs way too hot.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003