smothered in onions

The act of going down on a woman who doesn't invest too much in to vaginal hygiene.

Person A: Yo man. I heard about you going down on Cassie the catfish last night. How did it go?
Person B: It was like being smothered in onions.. terrible.
Person A: LOL.

by SCheMaH January 8, 2009

smothercate

The act of an obese person rolling over on their slimmer mate, usually resulting in death.

A combination of sufficating & smothering someone to death

I was watching CSI the other night, and this fat woman smothercated her boyfriend, or whateva

by OSA March 3, 2005

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 8, 2008

smoohge

Can mean absolutely anything. Can be used in any context. Make it mean what you want.

PRONOUNCED: "smooge". The silent "H" is there for effect.

"I totally smoohged her last night"
"Can I smoohge you?"
"Your a smoohge".

by omgwtfbbqsauce May 27, 2008

Slooth

Both slick and smooth at the same time.

A: (Comment about how they screwed up)
B: (sarcastic) Slooth(!)

by TehNavi February 3, 2010

cock smooch

An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.

Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!

by Chloedog December 13, 2003

goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012