smart

Eleder

Eleder is very smart

by Stones8000 May 16, 2022

smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better

Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

Smart

Not you seartching this up

I am not very smart.... And neither are you

by OlliIsSmart December 8, 2021

Smart

Not you.

You are NOT smart.

by Hdkwoskxnxnakqodjdndhjrkelakxn December 29, 2021

textbook smart

When someone gets good grades in school because they have the ability to memorise pages of information, however in real life they’re absolute idiots.

John: “Linda is so clever, she got 92% on her history test”
Abraham: “Nah, she’s just textbook smart. She doesn’t even know how to spell Nickelodeon”

by SisiOnTik April 16, 2022

Street smart

A phony term that allows for too many people to cling to a phony, cardboard image instead of being themselves.

There is no such thing as street smart, it's all bullshit anyway.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

smart cut

a short hairstyle for women that makes them look intelligent.

The smart cut was coined by Jordan Thomas Cooper in his college years and used recently by Veep writer Emilia Barrosse in a stand-up routine.

by Coop Dupe November 11, 2021