Side Saddle

Leaving a turd beside the seat of the toilet.

He left a side saddle at that bitches house

by kobiek June 6, 2010

on the other side

where you get to after smoking a bong

Alex: You smoking now?
Tom: See you on the other side.

by easta what August 2, 2011

Side Vagina

The floppy, slit-looking mush of skin a person has when he/she leans to the side, resulting in smashing all the meat/skin/fat together. Happens to most people unless they're supermodels.

Person 1: Dude, did you see Bobby's side vagina?

Person 2: Yeah, I wanted to put my penis into that lusty layer of skin.

by Aceywantsyoursoul June 23, 2012

side action

1. Side Hoe.
2. The act of putting a specific activity or event before your significant other, making that person the side action.
3. Hobbies.

1. Never would I want to be yours, or anybody's side action.
2. You could be my side action, after I fulfill my obligations when in comes to responsibilities.
3. Gardening is a side action I would like to take up.

by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015

Side Meat

It means like the person that someone has on the side not including his or her girlfriend or boyfriend.

I text my friend really late at night. Just to see what was going on. Her boyfriend then asked if I was her "Side Meat".

by Kara Leah February 16, 2009

side swipe

When receiving a hand job, the motion made to ensure the cum does not land on your couch

Dude, last night I missed my side swipe and I spent like 5 hours cleaning my couch

by huh?!? October 22, 2008

side ass

The area wrapping around your hips around to the side. Otherwise known as saddlebags, but the side ass actually extends around the whole hips and merges with the FUPA in the front

I would be in a size smaller jean, but my side ass keeps me in a bigger one.

by lainabanana June 20, 2011