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Shuffles

When you have multiple songs stuck in your head that keep changing. Derived from the IPod's Shuffle option.
Dude, I've got The Beatles, Led Zepplin, and Lady Gaga stuck in my head.
Looks like you've got a case of the Shuffles.
by Nacho Mouse May 17, 2011
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The iPod Shuffle

When you dance/groove/air guitar around to the music in your headphones that nobody else can hear. Mostly seen in crowded places (trains, city streets etc.).
*random guy in the city street is doing air guitar with headphones on*

Bystander: Woah, watch out for that guy; he's doing the iPod shuffle!
by TheVelvetFog April 21, 2007
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OJ Shuffle

During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.
This is not reccommended to anyone.
Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.
by The Embry-O November 12, 2008
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zimbabwe shuffle

When two girls are scissoring and you piss and and ejaculate all over them
when my two lesbian friends were scissoring a gave them the zimbabwe shuffle
by PaddyBre54 October 16, 2008
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iron five knuckle pron shuffle

Rather than refering to masturbation, the iron 5 knuckle pron shuffle refers to:
1)getting fisted by a large man/a group of men
2) getting completely obliterated by an obviously stronger person/force; Synonyms- Pwned, Owned, Destroyed
Guy 1 :So I was playing Ninja gaiden and-
Guy 2 : lemme guess, they did the iron five knuckle pron shuffle?
Guy 1 : I fucking hate you
by Senor Bear July 26, 2007
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shuffle on

Verb, intransitive.
For a song or even movie clip to "shuffle on" is for it to appear on a randomised playlist (which is said to be "shuffled").

See also shuffle
Hey, Rock and Roll lifestyle just shuffled on (past tense of shuffle on), I love that song!
by crabbadon July 6, 2007
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starbucks shuffle

The act of throwing out the prior Starbucks cup when ordering another cup either the next morning or later that day at the drive-thru.
"WTF??? That snotty barista was pissed when I asked him to do the Starbucks shuffle for me after paying $3.84 for a latte!"
by patty browning January 24, 2008
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