Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.

We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.

by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021

Shreking

When you take a liquidy dump and the toilet water resembles swamp water.

I can't stop shreking from those tacos I ate last night.

by TheBetch June 29, 2021

Shreking

When your cat decides to spread his legs to clean himself like puss n boots on the movie shrek

I woke up this morning to my cat shreking at the foot of my bed..

by Hb76 July 25, 2021

shralding

Verb: Describing a man who is short AND balding.

I didn’t go out with him again, he wasn’t funny and he was shralding.

by JamesFloyd August 11, 2021

Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.

The BBQ sandwich gave me the screaming shits.

by $&@/ September 25, 2021

Screaming dingle-berry

the act of putting a full roll of toilet paper in a condom and shoving it inside of somebody

i told her i was going to freshen up...she wasnt expecting the screaming dingle-berry when i got out and she turned around

by fjskodkcksjcncjsmxn December 15, 2021