My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.
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When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
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Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”
Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”
Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”
Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”
Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”
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