Shitty fuck

When you are banging a hoe and you feel a dangerous fart approaching. You pin her down and shit on her chest then proceed to fucking the shit cover titties.

Man I ate chili last night and I felt a terd. So I shitty fucked her and she didn’t even have baby wipes.

by CaptainThadious February 11, 2022

Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft

“Im into shitty shafting”

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 28, 2019

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 4, 2017

Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself

If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack

by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018

Shitty Rap

A free flow of rap, thus allows you to become a better freestyle artist.

"Yo, James bust a freestyle"

"Nah, dude.....(he can't f*cking rap and tell the truth.)."

"Just shitty rap, man I won't Judge."

by Prince of Nature who King of N December 31, 2019

Shitty

How the Japanese pronounce ‘city’.

I came from New York Shitty.

by CornyO June 21, 2024

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023