scratch buddy

a non-committed sexual arrangement between two consenting adults. When both have an itch and desire an uncomplicated scratching of that itch.

"No we're not serious, she's just my scratch buddy."

by Darkman Jones June 11, 2007

Scratchcrotch

How a perverted uncle would refer to a "Sasquatch" bigfoot type creature. He will also use this term to refer to anything hairy like his wife, or his nieces and nephews that are going through puberty.

"What are you kids doin out here in the woods...? Lookin' for the scratchcrotch?"

"Smell my fingers kids...I was just pettin' the Scratchcrotch"

"I see your finally growin' some hair on your pits...look like a fuckin' Scratchcrotch"

by Uncle Maroon October 16, 2008

Screech

This is the name for a group of 3 or more basic girls.

You could hear the screech of basics 3 blocks away.

by cwilleysurban March 6, 2015

screechtard

(n) A person who frequently loses their temper for retarded reasons. An emotional terrorist.

Stop being such a screechtard! There's no reason for you to be upset.

by editorNaN June 25, 2016

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch in public.

That’s so gross, did you see John scrotching in math today?!

by InSPYery October 20, 2017

screech

hey bobby, a liberal is trying to communicate

fat, vegan, sjw, liberal, feminist: screee-reeee-eeeee-errreeeechhh

liberal in an argument, screech

by riuck February 18, 2019

Scratch ass month

December 1st-31
National scratch ass month (weirdest yet)
Comes after grab ass and slap ass (november)

Free card to scratch any girls ass😍😍

Hey Billy you see Darlene over there, don't you wanna scratch her ass?

Obviously it's scratch ass month

by Currydipbra76 December 5, 2019