A person below 5’3 usually red-headed and/or attending special education.
They can also be very as you gamers say “quirky”
If you see a Scrunchtard roaming without an owner please contact the C.S.C. (Center of Scrunchtard Containment) immediately via this number: (317)-889-7272
*man below 5’3 try’s to insult you* shut up Scruchtard
Hey look at that Scrunchtard over there, he can’t even reach the top shelf
screen referring to any digital device with a display, tardtaken from the word retard, in reference to being held back, and the slowing of any development
The kids of today are the generation who are not allowed out into the real world to experience life, risk, love, danger. In fear of what could happen, they only want to watch life through a screen.
That kid is a total Screentard!
They are a generation of Screentards!
When I ask him to do anything and there’s a screen on, he is totally Screentarded. it’s like he’s not even listening!
An insulting nickname intended to shame a person who is addicted to technological devices with screens (phones, iPads, tvs) resulting in cognition decline and lack of motivation due to dopamine depletion.
When you get stuck fist fighting a Kangaroo and you machete its arms off then light them on fire n double penetrate your wife with then until she screeches like the guy screech from saved by the bell
Traveling Australia was wild. Fought a Kangaroo, went hunting, had a bonfire, and got to dp my girl. All in all it was a Flaming Screecharoo l!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.