screechtard

(n) A person who frequently loses their temper for retarded reasons. An emotional terrorist.

Stop being such a screechtard! There's no reason for you to be upset.

by editorNaN June 25, 2016

Scrunchtard

A person below 5’3 usually red-headed and/or attending special education.

They can also be very as you gamers say “quirky”

If you see a Scrunchtard roaming without an owner please contact the C.S.C. (Center of Scrunchtard Containment) immediately via this number: (317)-889-7272

*man below 5’3 try’s to insult you* shut up Scruchtard

Hey look at that Scrunchtard over there, he can’t even reach the top shelf

by Lasernarwhal (Nate) January 15, 2019

Screentard

screen referring to any digital device with a display, tard taken from the word retard, in reference to being held back, and the slowing of any development

The kids of today are the generation who are not allowed out into the real world to experience life, risk, love, danger. In fear of what could happen, they only want to watch life through a screen.

That kid is a total Screentard!

They are a generation of Screentards!

When I ask him to do anything and there’s a screen on, he is totally Screentarded. it’s like he’s not even listening!

by Hilly774 November 18, 2019

Screentard

An insulting nickname intended to shame a person who is addicted to technological devices with screens (phones, iPads, tvs) resulting in cognition decline and lack of motivation due to dopamine depletion.

Get off your phone screentard, you’ve been scrolling for an hour.

by MadameDilliDalli January 26, 2026

Flaming Screecharoo

When you get stuck fist fighting a Kangaroo and you machete its arms off then light them on fire n double penetrate your wife with then until she screeches like the guy screech from saved by the bell

Traveling Australia was wild. Fought a Kangaroo, went hunting, had a bonfire, and got to dp my girl. All in all it was a Flaming Screecharoo l!

by Allnight Anderson February 7, 2023