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mallow scorcher

Instead of roasting a marshmallow to a golden brown, the mallow scorcher incinerates the marshmallow intentionally by sticking it directly into the flames of a campfire.
You have no campfire mallow finesse or skills! You’re a mallow scorcher!
by What’supDoc November 16, 2023
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scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft
rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small
by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025
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get away scotch-free

Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.
Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
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offical_butters_scotch

An amazing content / tiktok creator and an amazing mutual!!!! Even though they are usually ooc they still roleplay has Butter Scotch amazingly!!! They also don’t ship KYMAN!!! Which is a +1 for me!! 🤤
offical_butters_scotch Is an amazing person 💕
by Butters_fanpage November 16, 2021
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Aganazzar's Scorcher

The Aganazzar's Scorcher is when you squirt a line of hot sauce across the penis shaft before you go to town on a lady.
"Did you hear about Rebecca? Her boyfriend gave her an Aganazzar's Scorcher and she's been out of work for a week!"
by Aganazzar January 22, 2023
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Jimmy The Scooch

A verb, used to describe the act of fixing or building something important without having the materials or tools (or both!) on hand.
My damn penis-pump is broken but I haven't the gaskets to fix it... I'll just jimmy the scooch it so that my thursday afternoon isn't ruined.
by mmunch May 4, 2023
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Carolina Hop-Scotch

When eating a girl out in missionary style, you switch from anus to vagina constantly until completion.
Baby can u give me the Carolina Hop-Scotch tonight?
by Carolina_hopscotch_inventor December 13, 2025
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