Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

fish scale

wrote a cutter up my hand

fish scale draco got that kick fr

by 4kt123 February 4, 2022

Scrumi scale

A scale of how scrummy(delicious) something was. (Invented by EJ Drazin)

“Wow, that ice cream was amazing, at least a 7/10 on the scrumi scale.”
“Truly scrumalicous”

by E-Jard August 14, 2022

Jugg Scale

Jugg Scale a sub-genre to Jugg editing. Jugg editing is a style that basically is just anime edits with plugg songs used as the audio. Jugg Scale is very similar to this but in a way more simpler with it just consisting of scale ins and outs and offset and inverts and more. This style as well as normal Jugg is popular mostly on tiktok and insta.

Written by @moonshinefr on tiktok

Oh and btw I might do one for modern jugg. Jugg scale is derived from the Latin word ''PLUHHHGG''.

by Moonshinefr September 14, 2022

the redonc scale

A scale from 1- 6 of redonculous things or actions, 1 being the least redonc and 6 being the most redonc.

Wo that cd was a 3 on the redonc scale
That triple backflip was a 6 on the redonc scale

by shredsor October 23, 2008

lame-no scale

lame-no scale the scale in which a person/s or thing/s
lameness is judged on being from 0 to 10

0 being not lame and 10 being absolutely lame

person 1: that trick was so lame a baby could do it

person 2: yeah that was at least 7 on the lame-no scale

by the last mad scientist October 10, 2011