shiftyeyesdogg

AIM screen name. add 2 list... and walla .... instant bitching out!

shiftyeeeeesdogg ack!

by moefo January 22, 2003

swiftnuts

A rare mental illness that is characterized by an erroneous inflated belief in ones physical attractiveness which results in an inability to pass a mirror without stopping to stare wistfully at ones reflection. Other side effects may include, but are not limited to, excessive, irritating smiling and loud, obnoxious social laughter.

Did you see how Johnny keeps stopping in front of mirrors to comb his hair? I think he’s going a little swiftnuts.

What’s up with little Mikey smiling at every woman that walks by? If he wasn’t so swiftnuts he might actually be able to get a girlfriend!

by swiftnutty January 15, 2011

Swifts

Getting the shits and having to speed-walk, swiftly, to the toilet on very short notice.

It was the green chili on top of the chicken fried streak that gave me the swifts.

by WaverlyS May 24, 2016

swiftsnatch

v. To take a trophy, award, promotion, or reward of any kind, away from the rightful winner and give it to a more popular, though less deserving, person.

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Jill is the new Chief of Urology? Are you kidding me? I will swiftsnatch that golden ring out of her sterile paws.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

swiftmeat

Swiftmeat: To be hit with the swiftmeat is to be stealing f****t. Adios

It is to finnese the booty like a pirate.

"You hit me with the swiftmeat" , ,,, ,,,,,, Everybody hit me wit the swiftmeat.

by Lockdown_303 August 1, 2017

Swifter

A fan of Taylor Swift who’s so far up her ass they could reach the heavens. They base all their opinions and morals by asking themselves “what would Taylor do?”
*Swiftie =/= Swifter

Swifter: Ugh I hate Kanye West!
Swiftie: Shut up, swifter, we all know you only hate him because of the beef
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Swiftie: Katy Perry’s new song is so good I’m shook
Swifter: 😱😱 how DARE you??!! Do you HATE Taylor or something?? Ugh 🙄 disgusting.
Swiftie: ....

by sneakingoutlate May 17, 2018

Shwifty

When someone who was once your friend starts to act shifty and shady all at once

Your acting really shwifty bro

by Dr.T_fame February 19, 2019