Definitions by WaverlyS

Swifts 

Getting the shits and having to speed-walk, swiftly, to the toilet on very short notice.

It was the green chili on top of the chicken fried streak that gave me the swifts.

Swifts by WaverlyS May 24, 2016

Cowbucket 

Sexual position in which a human male stands behind a human female, genitals to butt, in a barn. They then milk each other. Can also be done gay.

Person 1: You've never done a Cowbucket before?
Person 2: No, I've only made Chinese Lemonade.
Person 1: Well, turn around and grab the bucket.

Cowbucket by WaverlyS February 3, 2010