Swifts

Getting the shits and having to speed-walk, swiftly, to the toilet on very short notice.

It was the green chili on top of the chicken fried streak that gave me the swifts.

by WaverlyS April 29, 2016

Cowbucket

Sexual position in which a human male stands behind a human female, genitals to butt, in a barn. They then milk each other. Can also be done gay.

Person 1: You've never done a Cowbucket before?
Person 2: No, I've only made Chinese Lemonade.
Person 1: Well, turn around and grab the bucket.

by WaverlyS February 03, 2010