(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.
Jim Story:
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
by Russel "Tusner" Banks November 28, 2010
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"He didn't respond to my friendly greeting." "Well, he's been going through some crabby storms since the holidays."
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A friend that pops in and out of your life when they need something but never stays around long to develop a real friendship.
You: You still talk with Bridget? Me: Whenever she feels like calling me up outta no where. She' a convenience store friend, but I'm usually not up for playing 7-11.
by punk8punk November 12, 2014
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by rockinandrollin June 4, 2017
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A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.
A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.
Scenario 1:
Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap
Scenario 3
Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story
Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap
Scenario 3
Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story
by Imakedefintionsduringstats July 17, 2017
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"Vegans live a lot longer than meat eaters.", Said the girl who ate my pulled pork and loved it. "Nice story."
by Longislandisselfish September 20, 2017
Get the nice story mug.A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.
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