kansas shuffle

It's completly dark and a girl thinks that you are behind he about to give it to her, instead your really in front of her and you slap her in the face with your penis.

It was so dark in the room that I did the kansas shuffle on her.

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

play shuffleboard on the promenade

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed

"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.

by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011

rimsy shuffle

To partake in activities of the bottom

Christ on a bike my arse hurts, I did the rimsy shuffle last night!

by CalMacGregor August 7, 2012

Kungen Shuffle

The act of alt-tabbing during a gaming session that leads to your hilarious yet pathetic demise.

Origin: A streamer died on stream while playing Diablo 3 when he alt-tabbed and died. His name was Kungen, therefor the Kungen Shuffle

by derpina1337 December 10, 2012

canadian shuffle

When you hold a door for someone then they immediately hold a door for you.

Tom: let me get that for you

Bob: thanks !! Igot you this time

Tom: we totally just did a canadian shuffle

by Hskr August 23, 2016

jamrock shuffle

A term used in the game “Disco Elysium”. It refers to how police officers from the fictional Revacholian district of Jamrock often run everywhere and break open containers.

Person A: “Why does Harry run everywhere?”
Person B: “He’s just doing the Jamrock shuffle.”

by SockoBased October 14, 2022

Scuff Ya Cunt

A torn-up, bloodied, diseased, festering, stench bearing injury caused by scuffing one's vaginal region into what becomes a busted, pus oozing, STD-transmitting cesspool of a Bucket Cunt.

Primarily used to describe one with:
-Freckled skin
-Pasty dull complexion
-Red-haired, Red Knob, Carrot-Top, Ginger Minger,
-Flaming-Flange, Hot-Box
-Trendsbian.

These people are often renowned for their loose meat sandwiches and vaginal blood farting.

Commonly know as Essie-Jay

"Go scuff ya cunt. You silly tunnel cunted mole!!"

by 10" poles please steer clear October 30, 2004