Slow

A politically correct term for the word retard even tho it means the same exact thing

Sarah: omg I’m so slow
Emily: in her mind “she is so politically correct and woke”

by Jared never learned how 2 read April 8, 2021

Slow

Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills

Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.

by Slow poke Kevin November 10, 2021

Slow

Slow is a slang term used for illicitly produced fentanyl (different from the fentanyl produced by big pharma, which is often used for pain management when someone is on hospice).

Fentanyl is a dangerous street drug that is known for being inexpensive and very deadly. Throughout the 2010s and 2020s, in the US it said that fentanyl has killed over 100,000 people (I imagine you could easily find a source for this).

'I did a shot of slow last night and Barbara had to Narcan me three times. When I woke up I was so pissed at her, not only because I was sick but mostly because it was such a waste of dope.

So you like the slow and the go? (This would be asking someone if they use both fentanyl and methamphetamine).:

All I got left is some slow, it's $15 a point.

by Slowandgoletsgo February 14, 2025

Slow

Matt c. Is slow.

Matt was asked to hurry to the kitchen but was being slow.

by Nwebb1993 February 23, 2022

Slow roastin

Jacking off with another person in the room quietly so they don't hear

My roommate always has his pregnant girl friend in the room so I've been slow roastin it

by Hard and nasty March 5, 2014

Slow

Moving slower than others, or used in a derogatory term by people under the height of 5'3"

Henry: "Isn't Colonel Sanders the Taco Bell guy?"
Magnus: "Are you slow~?"

by jordstkjhbouboub March 21, 2023

Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.

Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!

by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021