Definitions by Sunshyne

flat porn 

Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.

My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!

flat porn by Sunshyne January 22, 2019

die-slow 

(n.) AIDS,HIV,STDs ; any sexually transmitted disease that could/can kill you.

(EX.) Michael Johnson caught dat die-slow from sleep'n around wit groupies!

die-slow by Sunshyne January 1, 2006