national skate switch day

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.

Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!

by 123545 October 9, 2022

Adam skagerberg

A beautiful big dicked big man. He is smarter than others and better than others. He is also stronger than others. He makes good snus and he is blonde, blue eyed and white, so if you see him you should thank him for his efforts

Assar: Look at him, he is a good man
Eric: True dat. Adam skagerberg is the best man I have met

by DENOVANLIGMAN October 21, 2022

tight-skate

a combination of the terms tight-arse and cheap-skate.
someone who doesn't like to spend their money (who is not poor) in a very unlikable manner

Oh Rodriguez is such a tight-skate, he never pays his share.

by hellovincie September 5, 2023

Jamaican Skateboard

A sexual act performed by having a woman lay on her stomach and inserting your big toe into her ass, using it as leverage to perform a kickflip

Man: I just landed my first Jamaican Skateboard with your wife.

by BobbySteve December 26, 2025

Awkward Ice-Skate

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.

"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****

by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010

do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019

Fell off a skateboard

when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam bro how u break your ankle?

Brian: i Fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam thats crazy

by Dawson's gay January 6, 2022