Simon

Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.

Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!

Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!

by Wet Willy October 27, 2017

simon millberg

A big Swedish doofus

Simon Millberg is a doofus

by Minecraft mom October 28, 2017

simonetta

A drug dealer that buys stuff for her friends, for example Hogwarts glass cups or owl plushy thingies.

"Oh em gee, she's such a Simonetta"

by Martoreon November 4, 2017

simone eriksson

The most wonderful person in the world. Every guy wants her and all the girls wants to be here.

Is that a god? No that is Simone Eriksson!

by sissie blondine December 14, 2017

Simonata

Noun. A solution that works. Nobody has any freaking idea how or why it works, but it works.

Person 1: "Wow, *redacted*'s system is still running, it must be hanging on with duct tape and prayers.

Person 2: Yep, it's a real Simonata that one - don't touch it!

by plonk12 April 21, 2018

SimonStMichel

Bourgeois de l’ancienne bretagne et freestyler avancer en ski.

Le tonton du bled et Simonstmichel on sorti un nouvelle album!

by Jooging charles December 19, 2017

simone beard

the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive

OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****

by Im the creator January 14, 2018