Dirty Ruben

first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.

goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben

by makimammy October 12, 2022

National ruben cant speak day

ruben is always talking about his manatee t shirts and it is getting tiring.

it is national ruben cant speak day hooray!

by hiuttsdrrgrwer May 22, 2023

bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016

Ali Al Rubayee

An Arabic word that refers to an albino rat with the hair of a cat,generally fat,getting beat up by a bat. Most of them are white like glue and have flu.

The kid at the supermarket looked like an Ali Al Rubayee

by Wildwhaadi December 18, 2018

wrap a rubber band around your door

A the most stupid and most useless advertisements that is seen on Urban Dictionary and many other websites.

Person 1: These ads I see on the web looks so boring and dumb.

Person 2: Which ads?
Person 1: The ones that talk about wrap a rubber band around your door.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

Think Limber, Think Loose, Think Rubber Goose!

A phrase coined by Jacksepticeye which roughly means "To attempt to maneuver your way through something extremely dangerous."

"AAAAND...DISMOUNT! GO JACK! THINK LIMBER, THINK LOOSE, THINK RUBBER GOOSE!" *Dies* "OH, FUCK IT!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2022

rubber ducky

a floating used condom in a bath (either post coital or post jack-off)

i'm not bathing with you untill the rubber ducky is removed from the tub!!!

by DS January 28, 2004