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Alysaurus Rex 

A midget-sized, sarcasm spewing, merp-lipping creature that thrives in cold environments and can be easily tamed with vodka. Earn it’s love and affection by sharing some grass with it. It’s arms might be short, but it makes up for that with sexy dinosaur thighs. An essential creature that SHOULD be present in your life!
That Alysaurus Rex has bootyful thighs! What the bjork?!
Alysaurus Rex by JiyaLikesThighs December 1, 2018
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Clitorasaurus Rex 

The clitorasaurus rex is a rare creature only found during a blood moon. This creature is the combination of 72 virgin women during their mental cycle with I quote "Explosivly large bleeding uteruses" that's come together to form a terrifying monster only rivaled by the Cuntasaures Rex. Originally discover during the rennesance this creature is know to consume genital warts and miscarriages.
"She's not a bitch, she's a Clitorasaurus Rex"

Feminists are often a Clitorasaurus Rex
Clitorasaurus Rex by MCclainGKS March 10, 2019

Sombrero Rex 

Sombrero Rex is a stuffed T-Rex with a mini sombrero on his head. He is the leader of the holy roman empire and will destroy and heretic he sees, he’s also an epic gamer
Bro, Sombrero Rex just started a fucking crusade to destroy the furries, he do be kinda lit tho ngl
Sombrero Rex by thunderpacito September 28, 2019
An individual who gives 0 fucks about another ones feelings. This individual will never been seen sad, and always be seen with a beer. This individual can be the goofiest and also the craziest MF you’ve met. Intoxication is a T-Rex’s best friend.
I’m a T-Rex, OUUUUUGHOOOOHHHH 3|6|7|3| : |19|
T-Rex by Abooga booga October 29, 2019

Girafficornasaurus Rex 

1.A giraffe, a unicorn, a t-rex all in one.

2. A creature with a long giraffe neck with giraffe spots and a unicorn horn and really small arms like a t-rex. With a beautiful tail like a unicorn.
Omg! I just saw a girafficornasaurus Rex. They are so cool.

badonkamus rex 

ba-donk-a-donk rex An alpha female with a bandonkadonk. Such a creature is the apex badonkadonk predator. All other thunder lizards are her prey.
Dayum, she's a badonkamus rex. That caboose got me
badonkamus rex by Jay Sniff December 17, 2019