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urban retard

Urban kids who look, dress, talk, and act retarded. Some one who thinks Urban Outfitters is the place to shop.
The difference between a retard and an urban retard is the retard is smarter.
by benth April 29, 2008
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social retard

One that cannot function socially. Not retarded, but rather incapable of interacting socially for several reasons. Immaturity, spitefulness, emotional scars, etc.
My sister dropped out of school at an early age, missed formidable social growth and now at the age of 40 acts like she's 15.

My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers.

Social Retards!
by Pitco January 26, 2010
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retard tamer

A person who has the job of taking mongaloids around town on stupid little outings to annoy normal folk in zoos, restaurants, at the movies, etc.. They do nothing to control the freaks while they shit their pants and scream. They believe that their effort makes the world a better place, but the truth is that the fucking retards probably don't even know where they are and the rest of us are made to feel uncomfortable by their tard squeals and grunts.
Great that god damn retard tamer is back with her parade of window lickers I hope that their van is hit by a truck.
by Jason Pens January 2, 2007
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Retarded hot

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.
Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005
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Copycat retard

A group of people or an individual that is so mentally retarded that they cannot think for themselves, so has to copy catchphraises or mimic certain hand gestures such as clicking fingers off a fellow slightly smarter retard of the group.
simon and ryan are so retarded they copy adam in every way possible this is from a simple click of the fingers to repeating everything that he has just said in a previous sentance, from now on people like these are called copycat retards.
by kev schmit March 9, 2008
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retarded jack

Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.
Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.
by Chink Ming November 22, 2013
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Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.
Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.
by xenite October 6, 2008
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