A phone that fits the following criteria:
Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011
Get the Ray Charles phonemug. When someone repeats something or posts something (meme or current event) in a group chat that’s been said already. Began when several members of the Huddle Buddies fantasy football group chat continuously posted articles of gangster movie icon Ray Liotta’s death
In the group chat:
Lamar: (posts news article as it breaks)
30 minutes later:
Tyrone: (posts an article about the same topic)
Lamar: Ray Liotta died
Lamar: (posts news article as it breaks)
30 minutes later:
Tyrone: (posts an article about the same topic)
Lamar: Ray Liotta died
by Giftcurse October 1, 2022
Get the Ray Liotta Diedmug. by Abe F. August 9, 2018
Get the Speaking Ray Lewismug. by mWilliam Jones September 4, 2022
Get the Treyven Ray Bauermug. Ray William Johnson is an entertainer who sprung into fame in 2009 when he started reviewing viral videos on Youtube. His show is entitled =3 (Equals Three). In each episode he reviews three videos adding his witty commentary to each one. He is known for his sarcastic remarks and phrases such as: "Fake and Gay" and "Squaids (or Squirrel Aids)". He's used "troll" and portrays one in some of his videos. Ray also is known for his "Doin you mom" and "buttsecks" jokes. All these things have spread and become more common among the internet using community. In each video users may send a video response and it could be picked as Ray's Comment Question of the Day. Anyone is welcome to comment with an answer and 5 answers will be chosen by Ray and featured in his next video. He currently uploads his Equals Three videos usually every Monday and Thursday.
Ray also has an alternate "vlogging" channel, called BreakingNYC. In that channel, Ray record parts of his daily life.
Ray was in a group: FattySpins, in which he and the other members put together catchy songs with a comedic edge. Most popular: Doin' Your Mom.
Ray lives in New York, and attends college.
Ray William Johnson is a very talented, very busy (seemingly), very funny dude who is on his way to bigger and better things. I expect to see him on TV soon.
Ray also has an alternate "vlogging" channel, called BreakingNYC. In that channel, Ray record parts of his daily life.
Ray was in a group: FattySpins, in which he and the other members put together catchy songs with a comedic edge. Most popular: Doin' Your Mom.
Ray lives in New York, and attends college.
Ray William Johnson is a very talented, very busy (seemingly), very funny dude who is on his way to bigger and better things. I expect to see him on TV soon.
Mike: "What happened to Youtube?"
Phil: "Ray William Johnson AKA pure awesomeness."
Mike: "Huh?"
Phil: "Well, you have to admit he DOES have more talent than most of these so-called "stars" today."
Mike: "True. But he's not stupid, he's actually entertaining, his show is stimulating, and I don't feel completely retarded after watching his videos. That's not like the other Youtubers!"
Phil: "Umm....Exactly."
Mike: "Two camels in a tiny car!"
Phil: "Ray William Johnson AKA pure awesomeness."
Mike: "Huh?"
Phil: "Well, you have to admit he DOES have more talent than most of these so-called "stars" today."
Mike: "True. But he's not stupid, he's actually entertaining, his show is stimulating, and I don't feel completely retarded after watching his videos. That's not like the other Youtubers!"
Phil: "Umm....Exactly."
Mike: "Two camels in a tiny car!"
by SoFlyAway August 24, 2010
Get the Ray William Johnsonmug. by Dru March 27, 2003
Get the sister raymug. An infectious disease only known to infect celebrity parents. The infected celebrity is usually an unknown, or washed-out celebrity who will soon force their children into stardome in order to help the parent to become famous again. The disease is named after singer/actor Billy Ray Cyrus who is best known for mooching off daughter Miley Cyrus's fame. He is now trying to get his other children famous for one of two reasons:
1. When Miley stops being famous, he can rely on his other children to keep him famous
2. He wants more money
The Billy Ray Cyrus disease is also known to infect such celebrities as Will Smith, and the parents of the Jonas brothers. Some celebrites who have been showing symptoms of the disease are Bradgelina. The symptoms of the Billy Ray Cyrus disease include:
1. increased dependency on your children for both financial, and fame reasons. This can result in allowing your kids to do anything they please in fear of getting cut off from your money supply
2. Quitting your job to mooch off your children's earnings
3. slowly lower your manhood by doing anything you can to be famous which includes exploiting your southern routes by partaking in a Disney channel show
4. always forgiving your children for the terrible things they do. It is highly common for the infected person to try all they can to convince people that whatever terrible things their child did was not bad.
There are only a few known cures for the Billy Ray Cyrus are the following:
1.Let your child do what they want and stay out of the spotlight for a couple of years
2. Punish your child for doing something wrong. It will give you a sense of power rather than being at your child's feet for money
1. When Miley stops being famous, he can rely on his other children to keep him famous
2. He wants more money
The Billy Ray Cyrus disease is also known to infect such celebrities as Will Smith, and the parents of the Jonas brothers. Some celebrites who have been showing symptoms of the disease are Bradgelina. The symptoms of the Billy Ray Cyrus disease include:
1. increased dependency on your children for both financial, and fame reasons. This can result in allowing your kids to do anything they please in fear of getting cut off from your money supply
2. Quitting your job to mooch off your children's earnings
3. slowly lower your manhood by doing anything you can to be famous which includes exploiting your southern routes by partaking in a Disney channel show
4. always forgiving your children for the terrible things they do. It is highly common for the infected person to try all they can to convince people that whatever terrible things their child did was not bad.
There are only a few known cures for the Billy Ray Cyrus are the following:
1.Let your child do what they want and stay out of the spotlight for a couple of years
2. Punish your child for doing something wrong. It will give you a sense of power rather than being at your child's feet for money
Ex-celebrity: I'm thinking of auditioning my child for the upcoming Disney movie
friend: Dude I think you got Billy Ray Cyrus disease
friend: Dude I think you got Billy Ray Cyrus disease
by Annemermaid1995 August 30, 2009
Get the Billy Ray Cyrusmug.