The Putang Pinch

When your girl squeezes her legs together while still upon the peen, pinching your dick with the force of one thousand African elephants

Chad: yo my girl did the putang pinch on me last night and I’m still sore
Derrick: man that happened to me years ago and I haven’t walked since

by Heinz Doofinshmirtz June 29, 2019

The putang punch

The famously kinky sex method used by Greg Paul in his infamous sextape. The basics of this kink is using your erected penis as a samurai sword on the vagina, and slapping it like it was life or death.

Me and Greta was having great sex, suddenly i decided to give her the putang punch.

by LordEirik69 October 9, 2019

ras-putin

n. dictatorial leader with a mysterious hold on the country who changes the constitution so he can continue in power for life.

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Looks like Russia has a nascent ras-putin on their hands.

Lots of them around.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

Vladimir Putin

A term used to refer someone as a kinda good person but is just a bad person overall.

Jim - “Your a Vladimir Putin”
Dan - “Why you have to be mean to me”

by Vladimir Putin Cheese November 1, 2020

To Putin it

To make a plan and stick with it, not caring what anyone else thinks or how they oppose it, but to push forward and Conquer, f*** everyone else

When you want to go ahead regardless of everyone's saying you cannot do it you're just going to putin it

by Bobndeep February 25, 2022

Ah-Putinistic

State of mind when a person, generally the head of big superpower country blames the head of a big superpower country of being a war monger after having destroyed 4 countries in war.

Vlad - I am going to disarm and demilitarize krane
Joe - This is bad, you are a war monger
Vlad - Dont be Ah-Putinistic, you did the same in Eyerack and Afpak

by Amitized March 4, 2022

massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole

Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.

by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022