Poot

Small unit of measurement, like a teaspoon.

He only gave me a poot of cum

by mintyjuices October 23, 2020

poot

A guy who is smelly and has a bang.

“That guy she likes, he’s one big poot.”

by thedragonslayer420 November 10, 2020

Pootergeist

When you go to the toilet and flush, but there's a peice of toilet paper with dookie on it that twirls around and doesn't go down.

Oh man, I went for a number 2 and had to deal with a pootergeist!

by Perry B November 27, 2020

poot

A really disappointing cum shot

Ashley: So how was Adam last night😏
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.

by 2012foedfusion December 19, 2020

poot

when you throw the wet toilet paper at your dog

why did u poot

by Zleep37 February 20, 2021

POOT

A form of contraception. POOT: Pull Out On Time

You better POOT so I don’t get pregnant!

by Crayonlicker March 10, 2021

pootange

Pootange is a word describing that of someone that is a little bitch with a pussy.

Man, that guy Tyler is a big pootange.

by anonymous January 16, 2021