Trash panda

Those woman at bars that put too much make up on, which makes them look like they have a black eye.

There are too many trash pandas hoes out tonight, hide your credit card.

by anonymous March 13, 2021

panda

Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.

"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."

by jerry January 27, 2004

The Panda

Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.

1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda

2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...

3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda

4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it

5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...

by x_hunter_x March 27, 2011

Panda Jerk

When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.

Your making me looks stupid , PANDA JERK.

by ERICISONFIRE May 29, 2010

Panda Sex

Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.

“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”

by Kermy615 September 11, 2018

Reverse Panda

A car with a different color hood or door.

Your car is all black but the hood is white. Looks like a Reverse Panda.

by fblood July 3, 2009

Pandapoint

Because Panda's are very rare and isolated animals they don't made very often. Every month a person doesn't have sex with another human being, they earn a Giant Pandapoint. After a certain amount of months the savingscard is full and the person can bitchslap him/her own ego. After having sex it will start counting at 0 again.

Juan didn't have sex in 3 months, so he has 3 Giant Pandapoints. The 4th month he has sex with another human being, that will wipe out all his Giant Pandapoints. In cause he doesn't have sex after a certain amount of months, he has a full savingscard and he can bitchslap his ego.

by Ms la E. October 29, 2010