albus potter

Harry Potter’s child

“Albus Potter, is in Slytherin unlike his father

by Foxxi Potterhead December 16, 2017

Ben Potter

Genius

I am a Ben Potter

by 6807978672 May 3, 2021

poptart

a smutty girl that gets jizzed all over their faces.

Poptart has strawberry cream all over her face.

by Jessicasss December 12, 2008

poptart

the act of farting in your hand and shoving it in someone's face

Dude, last night cody fell asleep on the couch and i hit him with a poptart, he just about gagged.

by hendogmx October 19, 2009

Harry Potter Movies

A set of movies that became progressively worse with each installment. Each movie contains some wussy kids that are bordering homosexuality, probably spend most of the day fomping and displaying which way they will probably swing when they finally get enough hair on their balls to know what sex is. So far three movies have come out, and if the next one is any worse than the last, I think I'll demand to be paid for watching it, after I view the movie which will be checked out for free from the local public library.

Gay Guy Getting Boned From Behind: Hey, what movie is playing right now? It is distracting me.

Gay Guy Doing The Boning: Harry Potter, and The Butt Plug of Crapkaban

Gay Guy 1: Wow!!! This is really gay!

Gay Guy 2: Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.

by RS February 2, 2005

Harry Potter

an extremely over rated book that is hundreds of pages that no one would want to entirely go through.

Snape kills Dumbledore on page 596

by harrypotter sucks September 3, 2005

harry potter

very good and highly well-written book series about a orphan kid who's being seriously fucked up by his crappy ass aunt and uncle and then goes to a wizarding school, gets fucked up some more, etc, etc, and flies a broom and gets the hook up with asian chicks. Best Friend of a serious know-it-all bitch and a poor kid with red hair.

Not related in any way to Lord of the Rings.

"Damn, Harry's aunt and uncle fucked him up."
"Indeed."

by xxxholic June 8, 2005