Little Pooties

A loving term for you gassy dogs.

Be right back I have to let my little pooties outside.

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

Habitual posters

People who have nothing really to say however; they cannot control when, where and how they post on social media. This list includes liars, repost artists* (see definition) and general posers.

Ex:

1)your on instagram and your people's never like anything but they post a hundred posts that everyone's seen already back to back. (Within a 15min period)

2)these cats never post anything they've actually created. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM POST ANYTHING ORIGINAL.

*ill explain repost artists on a further date

Yo these habitual posters are annoying beyond belief bro 🤦🏻 ♂️

by Tboogie131 September 12, 2017

dirty pasties

dirty shoes // shoes that are ladgin

no.1; " what on earth is she wearing on her feet?"
no.2;" dirty pasties, they are innit"

by laaycbn // September 14, 2017

Poser Poster

People who reshare your facebook post but did not acknowledge it by liking it

I have a friend, he is a poser poster. He keeps resharing my posts on Facebook because they are good but has never "Liked" it out of decent courtesy.

by Dribee December 7, 2017

roast posting

An Internet webpage or forum created soley for the discussion of Roasts. As this is an incessant need in our modern society.

I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)

by Godkat January 20, 2018

Pattern Posting

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter

Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019

Pattern Poster

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticable
Thepatternposter for example on Instagram

Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019