Bath then poop

When some stupid motherfucker takes a shower and then immediately shits afterward, stinking up the rest of their day and everyone who comes into contact with them.

Person 1: "Did you smell that guy today? I think he soiled himself!"
Person 2: "That's my roommate. I think he pulled a bath then poop."

by Something ahhhhh December 20, 2008

Group Poop

The act of taking a poop with a group of people.

Dude, I was watching this movie the other day about chicks doing group poops. I didn't even KNOW that chicks pooped.

by The grouper pooper September 25, 2010

Poop Smoke

The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.

fartpoop smokepooping

by Reptile Guy November 8, 2009

Tactical Poop

when you shit and clog a toilet without using any paper.

Dude i just took a huge Tactical Poop!

Nice man

by lfweknrnwer May 8, 2010

cup a poop

The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"

Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".

by Michael Cluskey October 6, 2006

poop squeeze

squeezing someone around the stomach until you can smell or feel feces in their pants.

My girlfriend talked when she should have listened at a party so I gave her a poop squeeze.

by handsometbone November 28, 2013

poop bombs

When some Person shits in a bag and chucks it off éther a plane or a bridge on peaples heads.

Deploy the poop bombs down the bridge

by thecanadianninja September 7, 2018