alphabet police

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason

Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?

by Urban Toby August 24, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Guelph police service

Murdered 5000 people since opening

Madd is contractually supported by Guelph police service and kill children by the 1000s

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Police

A gang funded by armed robbery (taxes and tickets) bent on making any situation worse.

Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.

A: Shit, what happened to your cat?
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.

A: Too black I guess.

by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021

Police

Verb
To control or guard an important event or item and has the duty of maintaining the law

Synonyms:
Maintain Law and order in
Keep the peace in
Keep guard over
Control

Antonyms:
ignore
neglect
pass over
forget
abandon

The officers police the streets for reckless drivers

by DABLOCK970 August 16, 2023

skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.

You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."

by your little spermite January 21, 2010

proactive policing

Proactive policing is a law enforcement strategy focused on preventing crime before it occurs, rather than merely responding to criminal activity after the fact. It often involves anticipating potential criminal activity, identifying risks, and addressing underlying causes through methods such as community engagement, targeted patrols, predictive analytics, and problem-solving initiatives. This approach contrasts with reactive policing, which centers on responding to crimes once they have been committed.

Proactive policing, such as setting up DUI checkpoints during holiday weekends, aims to deter impaired driving before accidents occur.

by cotooth December 31, 2024