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New Zealand police

Also known as Ngā Pirihimana o Aotearoa the New Zealand Police are the National Police of Aotearoa New Zealand. First being created in the 1860’s as the New Zealand Armed Constabulary and being renamed to the New Zealand Police Force in 1886 and with the word force being removed from the name in 1958.
Did you see the New Zealand Police responding to the crash last night

“Yea I did there was a lot of them”
by mlater November 15, 2023
mugGet the New Zealand policemug.

Police

Governmentally sanctioned thugs and crooks who abuse the rule of law to their extreme advantage by

*Hassling the poor
*Pulling over people who drive over the speed limit and/or weave
*Getting free hot food and coffee on the taxpayer's dime
*Persecuting minorities
*Killing people they hate (see George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Freddie Gray)
*Bring problems wherever they go

Keep in mind the minimum wage in most places is anywhere from $5.15 to $15 per hour, and these assholes make usually at least $26-$31 per hour. That's more than quadrupled the lowest. And why? Idiots think we need them. In theory if the second amendment was honored, everyone would be free to defend themselves. But it isn't like that, and the police exist. Know your enemy and how he oppresses you. Fuck them all.
Person 1: Here man hit this joint.
Person 2: Shit I see the police coming, we need to hide.
by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021
mugGet the Policemug.

police the area

to tidy something, make something look nice and uniform
My dad made us police the area before leaving for our friends.
by wallboard283 June 8, 2023
mugGet the police the areamug.

Police

the civil force of a national or local government, responsible for the prevention and detection of crime and the maintenance of public order.
"When someone is killed, the police have to be informed."
by anonymous September 3, 2021
mugGet the Policemug.

Police-Chan

The woman who loves you all, she stops crooks and also is a mother to the motherless, a lover to the loveless.
I love Police-Chan, she made me feel alive again- totally my waifu uwu
by KittyMeowCatUwu February 20, 2021
mugGet the Police-Chanmug.

Fandom Police

Outsiders who join a fandom/hobby with the sole purpose of policing the behavior of fans in said fandom/hobby and not because they enjoy the hobby themselves. They can commonly be seen trying to shame people for engaging in things that are normal for the fandom and aren't even offensive and harmful, in order to make them "normal" according to their standards. They often engage in brigading to bully people to be more "normal" according to their standards. They like to ragebait fans on purpose and play the victim when the fans get angry or call the fancops out for their behavior. They also like to attack the pre-existing fans by belittling them for their hobby. They also always appeal to triviality.
Fan: wtf happened to anit bro cant even have a waifu anymore
Fandom Police: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.
Also Fandom Police: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects
by PomuHub February 16, 2025
mugGet the Fandom Policemug.

Pregnancy police

This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.
"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"
mugGet the Pregnancy policemug.

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