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Poop Barge

A Poop Barge is when someone lays enough toilet paper in the toilet water so that poop will float on top of the water. Then you leave the Poop Barge floating in the water so that it creates a horrible smell. You have to do this at a house party to get the full effect.
Damn, Tommy left another Poop Barge in the toilet, and it smells like shit!!! We should not let Tommy come to our parties anymore, that shit is ridiculous.
by tommysmells May 28, 2009
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Group Poop

The act of taking a poop with a group of people.
Dude, I was watching this movie the other day about chicks doing group poops. I didn't even KNOW that chicks pooped.
by The grouper pooper September 25, 2010
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Poop Smoke

The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.
fartpoop smokepooping
by Reptile Guy November 8, 2009
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poop bombs

When some Person shits in a bag and chucks it off éther a plane or a bridge on peaples heads.
by thecanadianninja September 7, 2018
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magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.
I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!
by joesc September 7, 2013
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cup a poop

The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"
Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".
by Michael Cluskey October 6, 2006
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Winnie the Pooping

When you poop with nothing but a t-shirt on
When you need full movement of your legs for an aggressive shit you’ll find yourself Winnie the Pooping
by DummDumm October 29, 2020
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