When you get your cousin to give you head and you start waiving your dick around in their mouth making Pinball noises every time you knock out a tooth.
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President Pinocchio is hands down, the most prolific liar, both intentionally and inadvertently due to ignorance, in the history of politics.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019
Get the President Pinocchio mug.someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.
"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"
"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."
"fuck it, sneaky pint?"
"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."
"fuck it, sneaky pint?"
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A red pint is a mouth-wateringly flavoursome beverage consisting of Strongbow and a generous dash of blackcurrant cordial. It is 4.5% ABV and is best served cold in a pint glass. The art of a perfect red pint is something so few can master, but once it’s mastered, your tastebuds will be doing backflips. Equally, a perfect red pint is also only recognised by seasoned red pint connoisseurs who have drunk over a million in their lifetime.
A red pint is a mouth-wateringly flavoursome beverage consisting of Strongbow and a generous dash of blackcurrant cordial. It is 4.5% ABV and is best served cold in a pint glass. The art of a perfect red pint is something so few can master, but once it’s mastered, your tastebuds will be doing backflips. Equally, a perfect red pint is also only recognised by seasoned red pint connoisseurs who have drunk over a million in their lifetime.
Customer - Hey Beth barmaid, please can you pour me a perfect ‘red pint’ just how I like it?
Beth - it would be my pleasure!
Beth - it would be my pleasure!
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Get the GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE mug.Ten pinter or whatever comes before ten, E.G. an eight pinter or six or five pinter. Is used to decribe how many pints of beer you would need to drink to have sex with a woman. If she,s really monsterous and hugely fat and nasty then she would probably qualify for being a ten pinter. A five pinter might be just plain with goofy teeth and a double chin or saggy tits and amaciated legs.
Fucking hell mate, look a that ugly fat slob of lard. She,s a ten pinter ( ten pints of beer) i reckon.
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