Club Penguin

A dead game that might as well be an Xbox game.

Man, I love me some twigs from club penguin. BUT I NEED MEMBERSHIP!!
RLLY

by IGotEyesOnU April 28, 2019

Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.

Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.

by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019

penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way

haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin

by suziepoo December 1, 2019

Societical penguin

One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.

Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!

by Redeyedrummer1977 June 2, 2019

the penguin

birb boy

the penguin really out here being a birb huh?

by Sisterswag June 17, 2019

Penguin

A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.

And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.

Believe me

Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."

by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin

SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin

by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018