Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY

I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate

by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023

innocent patrick

An innocent Patrick is a young individual who displays a complete misunderstanding of basic social contexts and the most simple and instinctive of references. He must be male but does not necessarily need to be named Patrick. Indeed a Jim, Brian or Paul could all be perfectly accurately described as an 'innocent Patrick'.

Sheila: "Did Micheal remember to let the donkey out into the field?"
Thomas: "Did he fuck, sure that innocent Patrick doesn't know his ass from his elbow".

by bigballafatdollastacks June 11, 2014

Patrick Hardy

Tapette

Patrick Hardy...Tapette!

by muncle_billy August 26, 2008

Patrick

A completely retarted Teenager with a big forhead and gets absolutely no girls

I can't lose Patrick his forhead is too big

by TAKETHEMICK January 16, 2017

Patrick

A person who actually thinks that the word 'bae' means shit in Danish.

You're Patrick for thinking that.

by whoisthatohmygod October 31, 2014

James Patrick

A little fucking bitch who can't hold his alcohol. He remains to be cocky even though he is a virgin at 40. He gets no bitches and has never seen a woman naked

I would never want to sit on James Patrick's face

by bonaligma November 3, 2018

patrick

thinks he is so smart with that ugly face and unibrow

don't be so rude to girls bitch and maybe he wouldnt have had this definition
patrick would be loyal if he weren't so cocky
needs to get a reality check and realize who the fuck he is dealing with.
bitch fight back/
think your so tough.
your so proud of yourself
GETALIFE!

Patrick is obsessed with his body

by BESTFRIENDDDDDDDDDDDD April 14, 2010