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Pookemoned

Another crass commercial exploitation of youngsters through the remodeling of old product trends to become a new product range.
Mary had a toy doll that was shred to pieces by a passing company executive. The pieces were pookemoned into a new product range that is manufactured in a sweatshop and sold at heavily marked up prices.
Pookemoned by Henry Beans February 4, 2009
A large gathering of people standing around playing the Pokemon Go game.
Check out that pokemob over there.. So eerie, nobody is saying anything..
Pokemob by bt burnem July 24, 2016
One of the many incorrect ways to say Pokemon.
Mom: Show your nice friend Billy your Pokeman collection.
Me: 1. It is pronounced Pokemon 2. I haven't liked them since I was 11.
Mom: But just yesterday you made me bring you to the store to buy a pack of Pokeman cards.
Me: Shut up mom! Not in front of my friends.
Pokeman by im not a pedo May 12, 2019

pokemonomnomnom 

its when you go to the mall and see these guys around 20 years old or older playing Pokemon and having McDonalds and eating really loudly and it sounds like nom nom nom. and you are standing by going. "they look like my little brother at home...."
so i went to the mall yesterday and these guys were alll pokemonomnomnom

thats horrible! but were they cute.

darling any guy over the age of 15 playing Pokemon is most definitely not cute.

you got that right!

Pokémom 

Similar to Milf. Derived from the verb to poke, in the context to have sex with and the noun mom, shorthand for mother. Therefore meaning a mom you'd like to poke (have sex with). Also is a pun on the popular cartoon characters known as Pokémon.
A: Dude that chick is HOT!
B: Shut up, That's my mom!!
A: Seriously - You've got a Pokémom
Pokémom by User_7 October 5, 2008