obama

(noun) a complete and total lie; a major screw up; loser.

Wow man, that guy is a total obama.

sorry man, the bank was closed, I shouldn't have obama'd to you

by Warkness September 9, 2010

Obama

the act of false hoping someone (v)

someone who gives you false hope (n)

Example 1:
Andrew: dude I just Obama-ed that girl over there -points at Lisa-
Greg: wtf? how?
Andrew: i told her I was gonna go to prom with her but i'm just gonna go with her and dance with Amanda

Example 2:
Lisa: -crying- Andrew's a jerk
Greg: what he do now?
Lisa: he took me to the prom but just to dance with Amanda
Greg: damn what an Obama

by KissMeImMexicanxP March 19, 2010

obama denial

being close minded to fact and logic while believing any good will come from said administration

health care costs are rising, unemployment continues to grow, we are still in Iraq and Afghanistan, transparency, haha, you continue to have HOPE while all the Change has been bad, you suffering from some Obama denial

by spank e monk e January 18, 2011

Obama

Another way of saying "I'm going to take a shit"

Person 1: Yo, I'm going to take an obama

Person 2: Jeez, don't take too long!

by DrizzyGawd October 5, 2009

Obama

Verb: 1. To completely screw something up, especially the economy, foreign policy, energy policy, etc.

2. To lie repeatedly until you actually believe it yourself.
3. To fail spectacularly and publicly, either making a complete fool of yourself in front of billions of people, or removing yourself from the gene pool in a flamboyant and Darwin Award winning manner.
4. To give something that you stole to someone else in order to make then like you.

1. "Man, I hit that tree so hard I completely Obama'd my car. "
2. George Washington never Obama'd when he was axed about who cut down the cherry tree.
3. "That skydiver at the air show sure Obama'd when his chute failed to open."
4. "Man, that Leroy is one cool dude. He Obama'd me that big-screen TV he ripped off from those white folks."

by Harry The Cat August 12, 2013

An Obama

The act of telling people what they want to hear to get your way then totally fucking them afterward.

One guy to another. Yeah dude, I was with my girl last night and was trying to get a little brown eye. She didn't want to do it so I told her I would only put the head in. When she got on her hands and knees I jammed it in to the hilt.

Damn sounds like you pulled an Obama.

by imacop41 September 15, 2009

Barack Obama Weed

A strong smelling dark strain of marijuana
that gives you a quick high, but then robs you and your country of Trillions of $ before you know what happened.
infowars.com
read
listen
WAKE UP !!!

Wow i smoked some Barack Obama Weed last night and now im broke and my country has gone to hell.... WTF?

by goddess help us April 19, 2009