Going Dave Hunter

Going balls to the wall insane and completely ballistic on someone who pisses you off.

I'm going Dave Hunter on his ass if he does not shut up!

Term coined by radio hosts when Dave Hunter goes absolutely berserk on anyone that pisses him off. An anger like no other to which the world has never know.

by Draxent99X June 4, 2014

Dangerous Dave of MCUK

A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.

"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."

by mutatedidiot May 1, 2005

craig n dave

the greatest men ever. computer science teachers. very hot. queercoded.

“bro craig n dave saved my gcse now i can work my favourite 9-5 job”
“awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”

by bakaburger April 28, 2021

Damned Dirty Dave

Any American drummer that hits on your guitarist’s woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets the other dude’s name. This man has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway.

Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.

by everydaywoman May 27, 2019

doing dave grohl

If you drum for lots of bands, you are said to be doing Dave Grohl.

"I'm so tired. Doing Dave Grohl is going to kill me."

by Gluey April 22, 2006

me mate dave

he's the geezer whos always down the pub propping up the bar after a long day in the white van, usually a tradesman of some kind. He lives down the local estate and is known by everyone "as me mate dave!" as he will do anything for you as he's a kind hearted bloke whos full of energy and will talk to anyone about anything, especially after you've bought him a pint! ( dont call him David though, its too posh, and he thinks he's been nicked!)

me mate dave can get you a bunch of knock off dvd's before they're even out in the cinema!

by Jo Osborne April 27, 2006

dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.

This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.

by CasetteFM September 11, 2009